[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
Recording “Yes, Virginia…”
Photo: Kelly Davidson
My new text tone
is meth a carb
im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h
itler x mami
wHAT THE FUC K
I wish Metamorphosis by Kafka had one of those animorphs style covers
Jennifer Lawrence filling gas while her dad flips off the paparazzi.
she learned from the best I see
Why can’t we be friends