just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE
convert your office into a horrible disaster
@ladygaga: Asia surprised me at the airport! Happy Times. And Chicago Monsters, I was so happy to see you, and you we’re so cool welcoming me home!
"When I got the role, I realized the amount of responsibility it is in leading the show and not being a whiny baby. It’s incredibly empowering. I think it changed me as an actor." [x]
Maybe it’s the nitrous or maybe it’s the weed, but, uh, I don’t care.
Why was this show ever cancelled. It was gold.
"They’re fucking with the wrong people."
Uncensored last line of season 4. This is sooo much better. And Andrew Lincoln saying fuck is strangely attractive.
Why is the sagittarius not the centaur? Are you insane? Do you know anything about astrology or mythology or anything at all? A pixie’s gonna have a real good time in the fucking aqua. How dare you? I have never in my life yelled at a girl like this.
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate